Step-son punished for asking out a girl

My stepson came home from college in tears today! I tried to offer comfort and ask him what is wrong. But he told me that he asked out a girl and is sad because he rejected her in front of all her friends. I honestly can't take Kitten's side with this one. I slap him and tell him he should've listened to me when I told him what would happen if he ever tried to ask out a girl. All women hate him because he is ugly, weak and stupid. He deserved to be made a laughingstock. He keeps weeping as I tell him to take off his clothes. I need to punish him for getting the idea in his little head that he could ever have a real relationship. The next part of Kitten's punishment for his failed attempt at romance is for me to blast farts into his face while I call up the girl he asked out and tell her how sorry he is. He is completely trapped under my ass and has no choice but to inhale step-mommie's stinky farts. Suzi answers the phone and we chat for awhile.