Fast Food Alien Got Laid Inside My Tummy

I ordered a burger and a fizzy hooch at the fast food place. When I started eating it I could already feel that it tasted somehow funny ... somehow strange ... like if it was spoilt. I tried my best to defy it ... but it seems that they put special flavours into it so it would be impossible to say NO to it. After I finished the whole of the burger I started feeling myself unwell. This fucking junk food gave me an upset stomach. I started rubbing my tummy in circles in a hope to reduce hurt ... as it was aching so damn bad. I even tried to throw this fucking burger out in fear that I might have food poisoning but it just won't come up. I was able only to produce a bit of saliva and that's it! Nothing else would come up! I lay back down and rub my bare belly, which feels oddly swollen now- I must be bloated. I even can't really understand if the cause of my tummy hurt was burger or a fizzy swallow?! I start to get a little feverish and delirious, tossing and turning.